Welcome to the 'Jess-tionary'. It's basically a page made JUST so you can understand me and my many witty fake wordicisms. ^_^
go eat cheese (v.)~ an insult that literally translates to, "Go find food to stuff your mouth with (which would have effectively shut you up) and leave me alone."
Example: Dude, get out of my face. Go eat cheese.
go lick a can (v.)~ an insult that means "Go lick a (garbage) can", or "Go somewhere. Else."
Example: God, you irritate me. You know what? You can go lick a can.
Pink Pair of Pants (n.)~ an insult meaning you are a pair of pants. And you're pink.
wordicisms (n.)~ words that do not exist in the real world, but are oft used by their creator.
Example: I hsven't a word to describe how I feel, so I'll just make up a quick wordicism to say how I feel.
lvoe (n.)~ love, only cooler sounding. Pronouced 'luh- voh'.
Example: I totally lvoe you for sending me that email..